Big Fucking Dipshit Banned From Shea

For anyone who missed this story, 18 year old Ryan Leli was fined $1,000 and banned from Shea Stadium, KeySpan Park and the Mets spring training complex for three years yesterday in Queens Criminal Court. Why? For impersonating an NBC reporter in order to sneak into the vistors clubhouse while the San Diego Padres were visiting so that he could pop a chub next to his hero, Mike Piazza. Since we are sure that most of our readers do not have a nytimes.com account, click this link to read si.com's (shittier) account of this story.

At first, we thought that maybe Ryan was like one of those autistic kids who break into the LIRR stations to stare at the trains, but then we saw this picture of him with his collar popped and realized that, yeah, he's just a huge douchebag.