Greg Oden: Raiding Mike Pelfrey's Closet?

Yeah, yeah, we know this has nothing to do with Mets baseball, but we would be remiss not to point people in the direction of this post at The Fan's Attic. You see, here at Out In The Wilderness, the Mets will always come first. But we also like to consider ouselves one of the foremost online jorts authorities in America.

Behold: future Portland Trail Blazer Greg Oden. Rocking jorts.

Considering Oden is an OSU Buckeye, even if it was just for a year, this should really surprise no one. I think Ohioans consider jorts acceptable attire for wakes and weddings. But not cargo jorts. Those are strictly for partying.