Braves, Hillbillies To Come Together On Ticket Plans

When you win 14 division titles in a fifteen year span, you probably should not have to resort to shit like this to get people to come to your games. As reported by the AP, the Braves are now offering "interest free" ticket packages (limited to plans valued at over $200!) in order to entice local goobers to actually show up at Turner Field. The best quote from this story? GE Money vice president of sporting goods industry Dennis Murphy thinks that, "the very high percentage of customers will pay these off." You stay classy, Atlanta. Hopefully no Atlanta area families will have to go without tornado insurance in order to pay off their Braves plan.

Tilford, GA resident Raymond Cooter anxiously awaits his Braves Sunday Plan outside of his double wide Monday night.