Antonio Alfonseca Is A Tremendously Fat Fuck

Holy shit. As I was watching Ollie Perez suck a GIGANTIC dick on the mound tonight, I was fortunate enough to see one of the true marvels of modern athletics in the bottom of the eighth inning. Jesus Christ is Antonio Alfonseca a tubby bitch. Wow. I did a double - nay, a triple take - when I saw this side profile of Alfonseca. Talk about a walking heart attack. This picture is captured via DVR on my TV and is not distorted or Photoshopped in any way, shape or form. This man must weigh close to 450 pounds. Look at his pants, too. It looks like he's carrying a miscarried fetus back there. I feel so much better about myself after seeing this image.